"1. A Destiny's Child reunion...and I'm not just talking Michelle. I need Kelly, Letoya, Latavia, Nina, Nicki, Ronny, Bobby, Ricky & Mike
2. Beyonce needs to perform every song she's ever been on including but not limited to the Proud Family theme song with a Solange solo.
3. I also need Solange giving twistout tutorials
4. Mama Tina waxes eyebrows
5. Blue Ivy needs to come and do a whole Doc Mcstuffins Monologue complete with Cicely Tyson realness
6. Jay needs to show up and do his whole discography all the way back to when he had a busted gold grill
7. Matter of fact...all of Roc-a-Fella should be there and do a rousing rendition of "Big Pimpin" with a hologram Pimp C.
8. Jesus comes out for a duet of Amazing grace
9. Beyonce does my taxes
10. Then she takes me to Red Lobster
11. ...and gives me a ride home
....and even then she would still owe me a smooth $1500"
Here are a list of things I need to happen for me to pay this much money to see Beyonce perform an album I haven't heard...
Posted by A.d. Allen on Tuesday, February 9, 2016
"Many of you know how much I love Beyoncé'. Aside from Jesus, family, friends, and Mike she's it! Twice I've had tickets to see her live and I've been unable to go because of health reasons and I've given my tickets away. I've decided nothing can keep me from her this time around! Help me get to front row, and please don't hate I just figure everyone else has a fund so why not Addie? Give until it hurts people!"
The rest of social media did not shy away from offering its thoughts, too:
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