This UD Sunoco 'back to school' sign is hilarious

The UD Sunoco on Brown St. has this sign up touting "back to school supplies." CONTRIBUTED PHOTO

The UD Sunoco on Brown St. has this sign up touting "back to school supplies." CONTRIBUTED PHOTO
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By Staff writer
Nov 2, 2016
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The Sunoco Gas Station at 1927 Brown St. in Dayton, affectionately known as the "UD Sunoco," has a knack for signage.

We came across the sign on Facebook.

The UD Sunoco on Brown St. has this sign up touting "back to school supplies." CONTRIBUTED PHOTO

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It reads:

Do you have all your Back-to-School supplies?

- Beer (Students that are 21+ years old)

- Ping Pong Balls

- Solo Cups

- Trojans (Mom & Dad probably don't want to be grandparents before you finish your degree)

- Batteries for game controllers

- Red Bull or Monster

- 5-hour Energy Shots

Stay safe out there, kids. It's a jungle.

What do you think? Funny, or not-so-funny?
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